Swoon Chronicles

Latest News.
NJ - Paralyzed man remembers holding her,
he remembers the way it used to be. Read more

NY - The Swoon nude video is coming to retailers
next week and may set a new sales record.
Over 15 million units shipped. Read more

Contest Update - We have two winners! One from NJ and the other from FL share Swoon's contest prize. Check back for more.

About Us.

Thank you for visiting the on-going adventures of Swoon Darvonne. As you may already know, our humble Alien Princess is from another planet, and the military authorities as well as government and local law enforcement agencies are plotting her capture.

But what no one knows is that tracking Swoon is something so horrible that it is beyond belief. It will feed off of the flesh of our bodies forever, while using our bones for toothpicks... Read more


	Swoon's Nemesis. Mock Tai (Hired Assassin) David Loom (Inventor) The United World Government (USA) Local Law Enforcement (USA) Walter Newman (Magazine Owner) Cassidy Shom (Inventor) Prime Hardgate (Well-Connected Politician) Drool (Alien Life-Form)